Conan O'Brien and I

Another post on Unemployment...

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Conan O'Brien and I became dutifully unemployed roughly around the same time, so one could say we share somewhat of a special bond with one another. In fact Conan's last show honored the airwaves the very same day I paid the final penance at my day job, and even so our beards have become almost equally as grizzled (though the volume his is able to obtain in is mustache is something to lust after). It seems I am absent only the primate on my shoulder (which some would say, I have, in form of opposing gender.. if you take my meaning)-- and maybe the $40 million severance package.

All Conan and I's life situation similarities aside, this post really serves as more of a news bulletin than anything. When unemployed one often searches for ways to entertain oneself, sometimes quite dastardly methods. In Conan's case, he has resorted to Twitter-- but not to irk out every bit of celebrity leverage he can whilst out of the spotlight. Rather to contribute self-deprecating humor and reveal the loathes of unemployment (there are none).


Name: Conan O'Brien

Location: Los Angeles

Bio: I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.

This morning I watched Remington Steele while eating Sugar Smacks out of a salad bowl. I was naked. 26 minutes ago via web

Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me. about 22 hours ago via web


Conan, always somehow making a mockery of whatever system he's a part of.

What If Zack Galifianakis Was a Novelist?


Zach indulges author John Wray with some role-reversal hypotheticals.

Author John Wray: John, how do you start a novel. Do you begin more with the characters or do you start with the plot? Zach Galifianakis (as author John Wray): You know what the first thing that I put on the paper is? The End. And then I work backwards..

Wray has recently released a new book, Lowboy, which I have not read, nor have any plans to read (unless you, dear reader, promote some type of recomendation to change my mind).

Music Picks of the Week

Hip Hop & Blues Rock...

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The Black Keys have found some uncommon bedfellows for their latest collaborative release. Under the moniker Blakroc, Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney have allied with Mos Def, RZA, Jim Jones and a litany of other hip hop artists. Its stripped down blues coupled with stripped down hip-hop, the album as a whole took 11 days to record. Also album sessions were throughly documented on their website in episodic video format, it seems like it was just a continuous creative flow, mixing blues rifts and looped beats with hip hop.

My affinity for hip hop has been limited in the past, but this album creates an appreciation. Blame it on the Black Keys, but the records raw and unfiltered feel contrives something unique. I wouldn't call every song a gem, but the few below deserve a listen.

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Why the Best Restaurant in the World Loses Money

And still has a three year waiting list...

El Bulli, a small restaurant nestled in the Catalonian region of Spain-- run by Chef Ferran Adria, is considered almost exclusively to be the best place in the world to experience the indulgences of food. Restaurant magazine has rated Chef Adria's establishment as the number one restaurant in the world a record five out of the past seven years. El Bulli has garnered the coveted three-Michelin star rating, one of only fifty restaurants outside of France to be awarded such an honor. Its been described as "the most imaginative generator of haute cuisine on the planet" with its scientific approach to food preparation and complex dish combination as a foray in the field of molecular gastronomy.

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Interested in a visit? Get ready to pry open the check book, and exercise some patience. The average cost per plate is 250 euros, though that is the least of your worries as the wait for a table is around three years. The 48-seat restaurant has a six-month season with about 8,000 covers a year. It receives 300,000 applications for those seats (though this article says a million and this one two million), selling out the whole year's reservations on the same day that bookings open for the season.

Despite all this demand for a seat, El Bulli has operated at a loss since 2000 and announced this week that they would close permanently in 2012. Losing over half a million Euros this past year, Chef Adria and his partner had initially stated they would take a 3 year hiatus and reopen in 2015-- but now have decided to cast the vaunted restaurant by the wayside and focus more on the concept of El Bulli as a whole. "At that level of contribution,’’ he said of the losses, “I think we would rather see the money go to something larger that expands the concept and spirit of what El Bulli represents.’’

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With such a reputable and celebrated brand already at their finger tips (in the same class Green Bay Packers season tickets, few other experiences have patrons placing such foresight into a visit) why wouldn't they bump up the price from 230 to 330 euros, to simultaneously manage demand and eliminate the losses? Price elasticity can't be that high-- ie if people are willing to wait three years and pay 250 euros, it is likely that they value the experience enough to pay an extra 100 euros.

Tyler Cowan says that the lower prices make going a harder-to-obtain event, open up the restaurant to more people than just the very wealthy, and maximize the publicity value of Adria's name. I would agree and say this serves to both build an maintain his worldwide rapport as the greatest chef who walks the earth opening wider doors down the road to market his talent to more than just 8,000 people a year.

Though he may have lost money the past 10 years at his restaurant, we can consider El Bulli a laboratory and Adria a mad scientist biding his time-- he has accrued something much more valuable in the world of food-- name recognition and a shelf full of prestigious awards. With the recent release of a book (among the recipes included are melon with ham, pine nut marshmallows, steamed brioche with rose-scented mozzarella, rock mussels with seaweed and fresh herbs, passion fruit trees, and other), expect our friend Chef Adria to become a much more prominent and vocal figure in the world of eating things..

Quick Notes

Volume IV...

1 How does Facebook make overt self obsession ok? | People who talk about themselves a lot are generally disliked. A likable person will instead subtly direct conversation to where others request the information on they want to reveal. Facebook swims against this current of traditional social etiquette by encouraging the user to publicly trumpet themselves.

2. A Canadian woman explaining pizza circa 1957 | The now ubiquitous culturally neutral food staple was once a concept lost on the Canadians...

3. What if famous filmmakers directed the Super Bowl? | Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, etc..

4. How to fall six miles and survive | The odds are long, only a small number of people have found themselves in similar situations-- but it doesn't hurt to have a little know how.

Funemployment

Or fun-unemployment...

Once in a great while there comes a time in particularly foolish young fellows lives where blogging becomes the single most productive thing that they do in life. A sad statement by any measure. Especially when less than one percent of one percent of a small number of people ever stumble upon the net result of his productivity. Also considering the fact that the actual net result of his productivity is in fact a blog about his sole remaining productive mechanism that is still tepidly cranking away.

To be candid fellow reader, I have recently joined the ranks of the unemployed-- and no, our friend Economy did not have any say in my severance from the real world, it was all my own doing-- a resignation of possible success in lieu of reckless abandon and self imposed poverty. Passing off the 6x4 office for a chance at making it big as a nude model or lumberjack. No more must I worry about taking a look at this NSFW picture during business hours, my Flight of the Conchords - 'Its Business Time' morning alarm ring tone serves now as only an afternoon suggestion, and I can stop telling my business associates that I drive a van because my Mercedes is still in the shop.

After a little over a week my unemployment beard is as fierce, as thick, and as unkept as the wild western frontier our ancestors tamed a century ago. A boon for the winter months, my beard is also perfect requisite for looking like a vagabond unemployed cuss of man. Don't blame me if I grow my chest hair and my eyebrow hair out to.

As I now sit on my high horse one week after shedding my real world responsibilities I have also come to the realization that one tends to bleed cash at an alarming rate. After doing some math and calculus I can say that this is due to not earning any money. When one does not earn any money, i.e. have any incoming cash flow-- and henceforth spends money at the same rate at which he did during employment/positive cash flow, the eventual result is a loss of money. Understanding this cannot last forever... I still do not have anything other than shortsighted joblessness goals. Which, fellow reader, is a good thing for you-- more posts frequent blog posts, more creative blog posts, more entertaining blog posts, less serious blog posts, etc... Assuredly, after a small period of time and my laziness increases (as it is expected to, in an exponential nature) I will end up just posting pictures and diagrams, similar in structure to an elementary picture book.

Consider this post a personal reintroduction from my 1.5 month sabbatical from blogging. Good night.


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